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General:
Q: Are there plans to do this thing?
A: Nope
Issues:
Q: When is this thing going to be fixed?
A: Our team is aware and is working on it.
Feature Requests:
Q: Wouldn’t it be cool if you did this thing?
A: Maybe, but we won’t.
The Investigation:
Q: [I’ll be honest, I don’t understand half these questions]
A: [I also don’t understand these answers]
Events:
Q: I really like events, can we have more of them?
A: Maybe, but probably not.
Wayfarer:
Q: Why don’t I have a couch portal?
A: You know better.
NIA Ops:
Q: Can you confirm this thing that is written in the guidelines/terms of service?
A: Yes, here is a copy-and-paste from the guidelines/terms of service.
Full version here.
